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Bronze (>50 hits)
Anonymous - 05/09/2002 01:54 PM EDT
(¯`·._)måÑ§¤ñ(¯`·._) - 11/25/2002 12:12 AM EST
667 (Neighbor of the Beast)
unicorn - 04/23/2001 10:35 AM EDT
~trae~ - 12/23/2001 02:16 PM EST
A Eunuchs satisfy me...sexually.
Bri - 03/04/2003 09:53 PM EST
against ribbon- misuse
susanne - 11/04/2001 09:59 PM EST
AH BITE ME!
J. Johnson - 08/29/2001 01:57 PM EDT
A$$hole Award your the pick of the week
BB - 05/19/2001 02:52 PM EDT
Ah, to be blonde and plastic
princess puffy jacket, queen of evil monkies - 04/24/2001 06:34 PM EDT
A Manly Shade of Salmon
Anonymous - 09/15/2001 11:51 PM EDT
Angel's Recycled Jokes
angel - 06/17/1999 01:14 AM EDT
~***AnyTHinG But SilENt***~
Anonymous - 05/28/2001 04:17 PM EDT
Aquarius girls rock!
Lauren Poulter - 07/02/1999 02:37 PM EDT
Are you SURE that was apple juice that you drank?
Kristen - 06/14/2001 08:06 AM EDT
As long as you live CAN I KILL YOU!?
Tipsy Gypsy! - 02/06/2000 01:30 AM EST
Awww Damnit I have to pee again
Melnery - 08/13/1999 12:23 AM EDT
BACK OFF okay! Leave Me ALONE.... bah bloody monkeys again....
Jaz - 06/10/2002 07:59 AM EDT
BAD HAIR DAY
kim - 09/25/1999 08:52 PM EDT
Ban Awful Color Schemes!
Emily - 11/18/2002 08:56 PM EST
Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Anonymous - 01/08/1999 01:29 AM EST
BEND OVER Let's Talk Face To Face!
Lori - 01/24/2001 10:10 PM EST
Boats can't fly but cows should try!
Echo - 05/18/1999 01:00 AM EDT
BOLLOCKS to EVERYONE
Chris - 10/05/2002 10:28 PM EDT
Brevity is the key life. Just keep it brief and all will be well and good. Don't over explain stuff or draw stuff out and go on and on and take forever to demonstrate just one little point that you coulda said in one word. Yes brevity is the key to life..
Nicole - 06/09/2001 07:10 PM EDT
Buy the Prophetess a Wonderbra!
St. Ignatius - 09/27/2002 08:19 PM EDT
CAUTION: I have PMS and a gun.
acey - 06/04/2000 12:43 AM EDT
celibrate your nakedness!!
julie - 10/01/2000 02:23 PM EDT
Kranik Hochheiser - 08/01/1999 06:29 PM EDT
Computer Nerds Against Squareass
Samuel Hooks - 04/22/2000 03:17 PM EDT
Crackhead Red Ribbon for the Cure to Bastardness
Anonymous - 05/11/1999 05:53 PM EDT
Dear God ..if you can't MAKE ME THIN then please make MY FRIENDS FAT!
Chris - 09/25/2002 12:33 PM EDT
Death to All Infidels!
Osama - 09/17/2001 02:20 PM EDT
Does this bikini make my butt look big?
Anonymous - 03/16/1999 04:01 AM EST
Does this ribbon make my butt look big?
Anonymous - 03/24/1999 09:10 PM EST
Don't be prejudiced- hate everyone equally!
LaLaLisa - 01/26/2003 02:34 PM EST
Don't hate me cuz I'm special
Amy - 05/01/2002 03:21 PM EDT
don't yang my yin
Chris Basken - 05/23/1999 05:20 PM EDT
Down with the Avengers
Shawna - 04/24/1999 05:45 PM EDT
Drink Soy Milk And Be Girlie!!
Crys - 03/22/2003 02:07 AM EST
Feb. 11, Hug Your Psycho Day!
Echo - 05/18/1999 06:12 PM EDT
Feed The Irish...........Give em a potato
motive man - 12/15/1999 03:38 PM EST
eViL pOp TaRt - 07/25/2002 12:46 PM EDT
First Annual Orange Beach Bounce-In
Muffin - 10/03/2002 03:37 PM EDT
FREE TIBET! When you buy Nepal At regular price
Dennis Khan - 04/27/1999 12:37 AM EDT
Freshmen don't have souls and neither do you.
Elrohwen - 09/22/2000 09:27 PM EDT
Steve Kruetzmann - 05/18/1999 04:16 PM EDT
GEMINIS do it in TWOS
Chris - 09/23/2002 01:57 AM EDT
Generic black disabled/handicapped symbol
Jose Serrica - 05/24/2001 05:13 AM EDT
Get CLDail Laid Campaign
Christopher Dail - 12/23/2001 09:43 PM EST
Give Peas a Chance
Placid - 06/23/2000 01:43 PM EDT
Grow up... watch cartoons!
Echo - 05/18/1999 06:08 PM EDT
shawna - 04/24/1999 05:30 PM EDT
Have you hugged a leather pants wearing Draco today?? I have...
chrissy Malfoy - 11/17/2001 08:03 PM EST
Have you hugged your Potions Master today?
Anonymous - 07/11/2001 10:55 AM EDT
Help the poor send ME a check
Anonymous from webtv.net - 01/26/1999 08:31 PM EST
I am an Arrow woman...Got a Problem?
Kristin - 07/26/1999 11:46 PM EDT
I am at peace.... for now till I go nuts
Da Wolfy! - 07/01/1999 01:02 AM EDT
if they just gave the poor rabbit his Trix, the world would be a better place...
princess puffy jacket, queen of evil monkies - 04/24/2001 06:18 PM EDT
If you think I'm sexy you should see me naked!
Michelle - 06/13/1999 02:36 PM EDT
I Hate These Stupid Ribbon Campaigns, But I Want To At Least Appear That I Care Campaign
Tropical Tim - 11/04/1998 02:02 PM EST
In Memory Of Losing My Virginity To An IDIOT!
Anonymous - 03/28/1999 04:15 AM EST
Innocent Lil Devil
acey - 06/04/2000 01:03 AM EDT
(INSERT CAUSE HERE _______)
Anonymous from aol.com - 12/11/1998 09:33 PM EST
Iowa Instead of Masturbation
Muffin - 10/15/2002 11:20 PM EDT
I still color in coloring books!
Faye - 07/20/2002 01:19 AM EDT
I Support My Ex-Wife
Stella Parker - 02/11/1999 09:48 PM EST
Kranik Hochheiser - 08/01/1999 03:05 PM EDT
Just for the Halibut!
Treacle Mouse - 12/07/1999 04:57 PM EST
Kill Them All Let Allah Sort Them Out!
Osama - 09/17/2001 02:22 PM EDT
Let 'Em Bounce!
Muffin - 10/03/2002 12:32 PM EDT
Life is too short to give a damn!
Anonymous - 11/15/1998 12:52 AM EST
Anonymous - 02/17/1999 01:53 AM EST
"Month Awareness" Awareness Month
Anonymous from rice.edu - 12/06/1998 10:38 PM EST
more posts @ hq now!
anja - 09/13/2000 01:21 PM EDT
No, it's thespian! Not Lesbian, dammit! THESPIAN!
Rykie - 01/30/2000 06:17 PM EST
Anonymous - 01/19/2003 07:13 PM EST
No Ugly People Allowed!!!
Anonymous - 07/13/2002 05:05 AM EDT
Oh Boobie Boobie..
Anonymous - 05/30/1999 04:41 PM EDT
Parselmouths are people too!
Anonymous - 09/30/2001 04:37 PM EDT
People for the Ethical Treatment of Teenagers
Ted Anderson - 11/09/1999 10:43 AM EST
PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM ADVANCED ASSHOLEISM NEED NOT APPLY
Anonymous from whal-53-0238.direct.ca - 03/22/1999 06:03 AM EST
Prevent Cruel Animals!
Anonymous from tiac.net - 09/19/1997 10:51 AM EDT
Promote Identicality: More Male Prostitutes
Anonymous - 07/19/1999 12:11 PM EDT
Proud Giver Of A Rats Ass
April The Sot - 08/12/2001 11:29 PM EDT
sassycassie89 winner of CLDail's first post whoring event
CLDail - 03/05/2002 02:35 PM EST
Save the Insanity!
Jade - 02/08/2002 06:29 PM EST
Screw vegetarians! Eat Meat!
Anonymous from tiac.net - 09/19/1997 10:54 AM EDT
Screw vegetarians! Let's Eat Meat!
Anonymous from tiac.net - 09/19/1997 10:54 AM EDT
Show Your Ta-tas, Stephanie!
pétomane - 09/21/2002 03:16 PM EDT
Smile, and people will wonder what you're up to!
Anonymous - 05/07/1999 10:13 PM EDT
smile... it scares people
princess puffy jacket, queen of evil monkies - 04/24/2001 06:41 PM EDT
anja - 09/15/2000 09:16 AM EDT
Support Abstinence! -the World Doesn't Need More People Like You... ;)
Treacle Mouse - 12/07/1999 05:10 PM EST
Support Impatience NOW DAMN IT!
Stella Parker - 02/10/1999 09:36 PM EST
Support nice VAG Be Loud Be Proud!
mind - 07/07/2002 02:31 AM EDT
Support the People-Who-Drank-Too-Much-Coffee-And-Are-Still-Up-At-3AM Movement!
Sailor Caffiene - 09/30/1999 01:49 PM EDT
Support Vampires- Give Blood!
LaLaLisa - 01/26/2003 02:24 PM EST
Support your local Fart Retrieval league!
Anonymous from linuxos.org - 04/15/1997 08:44 PM EDT
there are easier things in life than finding a good man, like nailing jelly to a tree, for example
Anonymous - 08/30/2002 05:28 AM EDT
This icon has pemanent fatal errors. Abort? Retry? Explode?
Anonymous - 03/25/1999 02:35 AM EST
This is your sperm on drugs.
Weltmacht - 03/05/2003 08:14 PM EST
This ribbon has performed an illegal operation. Details? Cancel? Explode? Excedrin?
Anonymous - 03/25/1999 02:18 AM EST
TRAB PU KCIP
GRiM*ÇE - 05/21/2000 04:29 PM EDT
Trust In Allah But Tie Up Your Camel
Osama - 09/17/2001 02:23 PM EDT
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But Three Lefts Will.
Anonymous - 11/26/2000 01:42 AM EST
Visit your Local Animal Shelter and Adopt a Husband!
Anonymous - 09/13/2000 04:55 PM EDT
Webmasters United Against Wombats On The Internet
Doug Paul - 02/17/2000 05:18 AM EST
Who lit the fuse on your friggin tampon?
shianne - 03/23/1999 01:00 AM EST
Who's your Daddy?
Anonymous - 10/14/2000 02:16 PM EDT
You can have my lip balm when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.
Jeanne - 05/23/2001 12:40 PM EDT
You may already be a WEINER!
Anonymous - 03/17/1999 05:56 PM EST
you're just JEALOUS that the VOICES talk to me
Lori - 01/24/2001 05:21 PM EST
My Breasts Hurt... Somebody Support Me!
Melnery - 08/06/1999 05:38 PM EDT
Peace from one arsehole to another
Fucker - 05/29/2002 11:52 AM EDT
Respect BOOBS They outnumber people 2 to 1!
Anonymous - 03/28/1999 04:58 AM EST
Support Breast Implants
Mistress Marilyn - 02/21/2000 07:59 PM EST
Anonymous from sgigate.SGI.COM - 06/23/1997 12:13 PM EDT
Supported by Feet
Anonymous - 03/17/2003 12:42 PM EST
Anonymous from port.net - 10/08/1997 02:13 AM EDT
Support Panty Hose!
Anonymous from ti.com - 11/04/1998 07:57 PM EST
Support Women's Breasts!
Anonymous from indy.net - 07/05/1997 09:53 AM EDT
Support your Boobs- BUY A BRA!
Melnery - 08/06/1999 05:00 PM EDT
None listed, suggest some!
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